Place To Crash

Hal: Hi there! Could I reserve a room for two, please?

Tender: With your... friend there? *Gestures to Leif looking big*

Hal: Oh him? He wouldn't hurt a fly.

*A fly whizzes by, in which Leif slices it in half with his hand.*

Hal: He wouldn't hurt two flies.

Tender: ... You've got some strange taste there, pal.

Hal: *Smiles coldly* You don't even know the half of it.

Intro To Leif

Aubrey: What's your name, big guy?

Leif: I have no need of such thing.

Aubrey: Great! Then I'll call you... Leaf!

Hal: Huh, Leif...
Emmeryn: Leif. Hey that's not bad!
Hal: Finally she came up with a name that isn't terrible.

Aubrey: How come it sounds different when you say it .-.

Reporter: Morphic! Your music has been hitting home in the local post-hardcore scene. For new listeners, how would you describe your music?

X: Fantasy
DJ: Sex
Johnny: Escapism
Athena: Propaganda

...

[Everyone blushes and looks away]

Reporter: [Gestures at J-Man in his fur suit] So, what's with J-Man's appearance?

Everyone: We don't know what you're talking about.

Reporter: o-o;

I should definitely make a character that unironically listens to 100 Gecs.

The time has come to name our fleet. We leave the honor to our queen captain, Aubrey.

Ohh hmm!... The Paw Bean.

...

I'm so sorry my queen...

Your right has been revoked. -_-

/w\ uuu

Hey.

Hmph.

What's the matter?

I-err-nothing. I wasn't anticipating you to ask. I'm simply stewing on memories.

Stew is delicious 0: <